Are you looking forward to spending Valentine's Day with your significant other? Before you answer that question, can you think about your worst Valentine's Day experience? Do you remember what happened during your date or with your partner that made it one of your worst experiences?
I'm sure that I'm not the only one that has spent that day alone, has been stood up or accompanied an annoying person out just for the sake to say you went out on a date. Or maybe you were out and something crazy or unexpected happened. Did he think he was going to get some on the first night? Did your friend set you up on a blind date with his female friend and the chick was not cute? Would you have given that person a second chance or should they remain anonymous in your life? Did you have a little to much to drink and woke up disappointed that you had a one night stand?
I've had a few bad experiences of my own....these are some of my favorite stories to tell. My first story would be the one about my rebound date which I had because I didn't want to be alone on Valentine's Day. This guy was totally consumed with himself and he kept talking about his relationship history with other women while we were eating. REALLY who cares your out with me and your suppose to keep my attention NOT loose it. Well to make a long story short we left the show and we walked along Michigan Avenue in Downtown Chicago. While we were walking he reached in for the kiss and I turned my head so fast that he was slapped by the wind... I told him OH No I'm not on that. I hopped in the cab and headed home immediately couldn't do it.
Oh yeah...then I had a date with "The Mac" well he thought he was one because his game was WHACK. This guy decides to take me to his cousins' house to hang out and I ended up stepping into the washroom. I came out the washroom and realized that his cousins went into their bedroom and he cuts down the lights. He walks over to me and asks...Can I make Sweet Love to you Baby... I asked him was he serious and grabbed my coat. Don't get me wrong the brother was smart and successful but don't be thirsty on the first night. I also had a guy that digged in his nose on the sly and a guy that left the washroom without washing his hands and I smelled urine. What about the guy that wears his wedding ring on the wrong finger and picks you up... Remember, when you first met the guy he didn't have a ring on!
Well those are just a few and I've shared many of my stories with friends and you probably still laugh with yours about it too. I alway enjoy listening to my guy and his crazy stories because they are hilarious. If you would like to share your worst anonymous valentine I would love to read about them. :)
Sincerely,
Mimi's Thoughts.......
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